they need to just BURY HIM!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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go home
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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