But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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