This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I take back everything I said about communal showers
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
