So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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