is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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