Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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