Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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