I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
