plz talk dirty to me
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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