you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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