Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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