i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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