We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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