i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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