i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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