just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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