Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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