Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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