Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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