508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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