Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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