ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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