your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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