dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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