You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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