Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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