Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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