This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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