doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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