That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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