i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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