so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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