i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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