So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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