Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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