Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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