did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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