Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
A+ Viking dick
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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