i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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