I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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