we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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