I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
