No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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