whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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