also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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