so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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