Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We are two peas in an std pod
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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