what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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