stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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