i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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